theDate= new Date();
var day = theDate.getDate();
var year = theDate.getYear();
year = (year < 2000) ? year + 1900 : year;
var textdate = (theDate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + theDate.getDate() + '/' + year;

var numquotes = 31;
quotes = new Array(numquotes+1);
quotes[1] = "The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise man grows it under his feet. (James Oppenheim)";
quotes[2] = "Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul; the blue prints of your ultimate accomplishments. (Napoleon Hill)";
quotes[3] = "Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, along with which comes the inner voice which says, This is the real me, and when you have found that attitude, follow it. (William James)";
quotes[4] = "It is the first of all problems for a man to find out what kind of work he is to do in this universe. (Thomas Carlyle)";
quotes[5] = "The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. (Paul Vale'ry)";
quotes[6] = "Every man stamps his value on himself...man is made great or small by his sown will. (J.C.F. von Schiller)";
quotes[7] = "The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy. (Florence Scovel Shinn)";
quotes[8] = "A good man does not spy around for the black spots in others, but presses unswervingly on towards his mark. (Marcus Aurelius)";
quotes[9] = "Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and constant. (Socrates)";
quotes[10] = "What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each other? (George Eliot)";
quotes[11] = "The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. (Hubert Humphrey)";
quotes[12] = "Hold a true friend with both hands. (Nigerian proverb)";
quotes[13] = "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. (Walter Winchell)";
quotes[14] = "We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. (Luciano de Crescenzo)";
quotes[15] = "The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. (Eden Phillpotts)";
quotes[16] = "You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time? (Bob Moawad)";
quotes[17] = "We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings. (Abraham Maslow)";
quotes[18] = "One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in. (Wayne Gretzky)";
quotes[19] = "First say to yourself what you would be, then do what you have to do. (Epictetus)";
quotes[20] = "Promote yourself but do not demote another. (Israel Salanter)";
quotes[21] = "Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. (Frank Tyger)";
quotes[22] = "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. (Mark Twain)";
quotes[23] = "Use a sweet tongue, courtesy, and gentleness, and thou mayest manage to guide an elephant with a hair. (Sa'di)";
quotes[24] = "Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken. (Orson Rega Card)";
quotes[25] = "Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. (Stephen Swid)";
quotes[26] = "To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult. (Plutarch)";
quotes[27] = "Modern man thinks he loses something - time - when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains --- except kill it. (Erich Fromm)";
quotes[28] = "Each today, well-lived, makes yesterday a dream of happiness and each tomorrow a vision of hope. Look, therefore, to this one day, for it and it alone is life. (Sanskrit poem)";
quotes[29] = "This--this was what made life: a moment of quiet, the water falling in the fountain, the girl's voice...a moment of captured beauty. He who is truly wise will never permit such moments to escape. (Louis L'Amour)";
quotes[30] = "Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone. (Rodney Dangerfield)";



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